Sunday, December 21, 2025

Meet the Team: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

In an office that ran on coffee and confusion, five coworkers shared one task: submit the report.

Everybody said, “Relax, Somebody will do it.”
Somebody replied, “Anybody can handle that.”
Anybody thought, “I could… but Someone probably already is.”
Someone was mentioned in every meeting but never showed up.

Days passed. Deadlines waved politely, then angrily.

On the final day, the boss asked, “Who submitted the report?”

Everybody looked at Somebody.
Somebody looked at Anybody.
Anybody looked around for Someone.
Someone was still missing.

So the truth stood up proudly in the middle of the room:

Nobody had done it.

The boss sighed and said,
“Congratulations—this is the best teamwork Nobody has ever seen.”


/@#Jinkspire

No comments:

Post a Comment

Followers

Meet the Team: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody

In an office that ran on coffee and confusion, five coworkers shared one task: submit the report . Everybody said, “Relax, Somebody will do...